(by Young A and Miss E)
Bob the cat was born on March 22nd. He caught on fire on March 23rd. He then fell into a pool of nitroglycerin. He then died. the end (of Bob the cat)
Fred the Dog has a (slightly) happier story. He was born on December 19. He was a healthy dog until March 23, when he tripped over the remains of Bob the cat into the nitroglycerin time bomb and died.